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Current Music:Symphony Of Destruction - Megadeth
Subject:The RL - it eats me!
Time:11:10 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] irate
Why yes, I have been obsessed with rl. It interrupts so many, many good things.

Like my pr0n habit.

Anyway.

Have been working. And dating. (only one person! *gasp*)

On that note, I think my boyfriend doesn't love me.

Or rather, he does, but only as much as he is capable, and doesn't care very much.

Where I love him as much as I am willing to and care a LOT.

I'm VERY mad at him right now.

Why?

Cuz I'm the good little bitch who busts ass working a 9-5 and gives him most of my money, sucks his cock whenever it comes within range, and sits home alone and is faithful to his sorry ass while he is in the next town visiting family for a week without seeing him ONCE that whole time.

Oh, but that's not why I'm mad.

I haven't seen him in 9 days, and when I called him night before last, he was at a strip club. Then, he calls me and tells me he is giving a stripper a ride home and can't come out and see me that night.

Called him last night - and that motherufcker is in MIAMI. Seven hours away. And guess who's with him? The very same no-good stripperwhore he 'gave a ride' the night before!

And yet, he insists there is nothing going on.

He had better not come within range of me right now.
And I might just hunt her down and kill her for being a whore who doesn't deserve to live.


*very, very pissed*

I'm loading my sawed-off Mossburg pump right now.
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Subject:Sorry
Time:10:00 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] creative
Disappeared again.

Was working 2 jobs and all that. Now have only the one (quit the more stressful one) and am relaxing without the daily bitchfest that job had become.

Morons.

PS: Finally got my cookie from Kashi. Was not so great, as half disappeared between the post box and my hand. I suspect the giggler who delivered it to me. She thinks it was great, however. I suppose stolen goods are best from someone you know, right?

And - went to the Rod Run car show in Daytona. If you like cars, people watching, or horsepower, you should go. It is fucking awesome. I wish I were a gearhead, but alas, no money or time to learn all these fecking "super intake, super carb, blah blah blah" terms everyone always rattles on about there.

I can still look though, and saw much pretty metal and many big backseats I wanted to test out - but I didn't have a partner, and I don't think anyone would have liked that too much.

Anyway.
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Time:12:02 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] drained
Yeah, I've been busy.

All is well here. As for the election - I couldn't give a shit less who's president, as presidents are easily ignored.

Just glad it's over.

Ruining my TV watching, it was.


Perpetually tired. Damn job. And I thought unemployment was no fun - employment is worse.

This is why I should become somebody's houseboy/love slave.
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Subject:oh god what a weekend
Time:01:22 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] apathetic
I managed to get a job.

I cleaned house. Went out, got a bj and a great lay.

Came home, crashed.

Helped Kitty's hubbie attempt to trim the cat's nails.

Got bit in the testicles while trying to restrain said bastard.

Baby threw up on me.


Then I had a 10hr day at work.



Urgh. Tired. My nuts hurt.
And after repeated washings, the smell of baby puke lingers.



Love the baby. Even like the cat.

Do not want to see either of them right now.



I'm off for a nap.
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Subject:OMG
Time:10:55 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] pleased
Johnny Depp wants to nail me! ALRIGHT!

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Subject:ROTFLMAO 69!
Time:01:16 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] amused

Your result for How astute are you?...

Fast-witted Fox

69% Astute

You're certainly clever, but maybe you're just a bit too quick at answering. Did you add up the pieces of fruit in each answer? Did you count the number of mothers? Did you continue reading to find the last "cow"? You've done really well, though, so go and have some chocolate to celebrate!

Take How astute are you? at HelloQuizzy

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Subject:original fic bunnies are losers
Time:01:02 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] depressed
I have been doing a lot of nothing. Besides helping with the bebe.

Tried to beg my old job back. Maybe they will rehire me.

And maybe the baby will poop gold nuggets and we shall be rich.

I need a job. :(
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Subject:Sir Bebe FartsALot
Time:02:49 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] amused
Kashi is going to send me a free cookie.

I took a nap with the bebe on my chest and he kept farting at me.

His evil mother was laughing.

She has been banished to the shower with her husband to aid her.

I am typing with one hand and snickering at my flist with him draped across my shoulder.

I now understand the second purpose of breasts. Nurishment, and a shelf for said bebe.

I'm a bit lacking in shelf dept, so must stop typing.

He sleeps like me, utterly senseless, dead to the world.
I think he will snore when he gets older.
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Subject:MTV
Time:03:24 pm
Current Mood:devious
Doesn't play music videos anymore.

But...they do play episodes of Wildboyz.

I feel slashy thoughts coming on.
(OMG I <3 Chris's body and Steve's arse - want, want WANT!)

Must stop watching MTV.
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Subject:Quiet Weekend
Time:10:20 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] groggy
It was pretty cool, to just sit and watch Kitty nurse the baby. She's moving around a little better, but still in pain.

Baby's finially latching on both sides and sucking longer than two minutes - yay! Kitty was getting a bit fustrated. He sleeps for hours and hours, then wakes up hungry and fusses around without getting into a good suck.

Lately he's been doing better, but he still get fustrated and rootles and when he does she sprays him and he has to have his face washed.

Most amusing.

According to my mother, he looks just like my baby pics and from day one I was easy to nurse - I wouldn't let go even when it was empty. LOL.

We're all in love with teh baby. :)
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Subject:Religion
Time:01:39 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] curious
Somebody asked me about religion today. Offhand like, "What religion are you, Anu?"

Well. It's hard to explain.

I was born Southern Baptist, raised Church of God, had a best friend who was Catholic - went to Mass all the time; professed Athiest, then Wicca, then Agnostic, then I went to Mormon church for a while, and even went to a few Bhuddist services and sang along, read the book of the Muslims, and I've decided:

I'm either Agnostic or like the Druids of old - the ones that studied all religions, sought out and believed all true knowledge, but held none as thier own.

I'm no pagan, really - I have my beliefs. I care about your beliefs. I just don't always agree. I'm tolerant of others, and always wanting to learn more.

Anybody else in the same boat, or just me?
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Current Music:Wanderlust - Megadeth
Subject:omg spam
Time:01:14 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] amused
Look what I got in my inbox this morning.

ROTFLMAO )
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Current Music:Love Bites - Nevermore
Subject:Hey
Time:03:01 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] crazy
OK, I added everybody I didn't know.

Or, if you friended me, I got around to friending you back so that we can get to know each other.

Why? Well, cuz I'm bored.

Why didn't I add ya'll already? Um. I'm lazy, and I was gone AWOL from the LJ for a few years. Hopefully I shall now be less bored.
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Current Music:Paint It Black - Rolling Stones
Subject:Nephew!
Time:11:06 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] tired
Kitty went into labor yesterday afternoon and had a c-section about 1am, and my nephew Jason Andrew was born at 1:12 am. 7 1/2 pounds, and 27 inches.

I'm exhausted. My mother is here.

She'll be in the hospital for about two days, so I'm going to sleep, and then I'm going to clean the house. Then I shall go and visit until it's time for her to come home.

If only my mother will step off my last nerve, that is.

She's been interrogating me about when I will be having one. I gave her that Look - cuz she knows I prefer guys, but she also knows I have been known to associate with women, more in recent years than before - but still have not managed to reproduce.

Yeah, Mom. If I had a uterus, you'd be swimming in grandkids, I'm sure. Cuz I'm such a slut and I like being on the bottom. But newsflash - mpreg is a nice fiction and daydream, but not possible in RL. You have one grandkid. Go fuss over Kitty and get off my back already.

GRRR.
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Current Music:Black #1 - Type O Negative
Subject:Whoring for Feedback
Time:12:28 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] drained
Ok, well, I'm thinking (hoping) that the Gondolin muses are all satisfied and I'm done with this series.

Without further ado, I give you:

The Ondolinde Series

House of the Golden Flower
Rating: R
Summary: Glorfindel's life, in his own words.
Warnings: Silmarillion-based.
Pairing: Glorfindel/Turgon.

Part 1
1-5 6-10
Part 2
1-5 6-10 11-15 16-20 21-23
Part 3
1-5 6-10 11-15

Golden Haired
Rating: R
Summary: Turgon's tale.
Warnings: Slash, Inscest, Angst.
Pairing: Turgon/Ecthelion, Turgon/Elenwe, Turgon/Glorfindel, Turgon/Maeglin, some Turgon/Hurin.

Kinslayer
Rating: R
Summary: Here lay all the passion and fire Turgon ever needed to warm his cold heart.
Warnings: Slash. Non-con. Het(!). Character Death. Feral!Ecthelion.
Pairing: Ecthelion/Turgon, Ecthelion/Elenwe, Ecthelion/Celegorm, Ecthelion/Maeglin.

Shades of Glory
Rating: R
Summary: Elrond's salvation, and the return of Glorfindel to Middle Earth.
Warnings: Slash.
Pairing: Glorfindel/Maglor, Glorfindel/Elrond.

Silence
CO-WRITTEN WITH ADIUAL!
Rating: R
Summary: Every year the Gates of Summer celebration comes, and with it, silence from midnight until dawn; or it should be silent, anyway.
Warnings: Slash.
Pairing: Rog/Egalmoth.


Whew. That was exhausting. Enjoy the read, and aim for the feedback bucket. Thanks!
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Current Music:Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth
Subject:Hey
Time:10:51 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] cynical
I finished that Ecthelion story, and posted it yesterday. See it here.
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Subject:Oh boy
Time:10:22 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] pleased
Well, Saturday night, bigdick!Ecthelion got ahold of me and kept me awake - he didn't fuck me silly (I wish!) but he did keep me up for about six hours when I should have been sleeping writing his story.

I wrote it on paper, and now must transcribe it to eletronic format.

Look for it later today.

Damn that bigdick bastard. So fucking sexy.
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Subject:Meme
Time:01:19 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] disappointed

Your result for The Silmarillion Test...

Enlightened


You know quite a lot about the days of old. You must have read the book not only once and it's quite possible that keep it at hand ever since. Although in some cases your answers were not exactly right, your knowledge is formidable. Well done!


- - - - -


If you are into science, please take my Understanding the Natural World Test - it requires very little specific knowledge and is primarily aimed to evaluate your understanding of natural phenomena and problem-solving skills.


Or check my personality surveys and find out What Are You REALLY Looking For on OkCupid or what is your Tolerance Level to the actions and everyday behaviour of other people. Thank you!


- - - - -

Take The Silmarillion Test at HelloQuizzy

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Subject:Hey
Time:11:09 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] crushed
I gave in, and surrendered to advertising so that I could have some of my userpics back. I kept my favorites, but lost many good ones that I made. V. sad now.
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Subject:Sone RL
Time:11:42 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] lethargic
Since I never told ya'll where I've been or what I've been up to all these years, here goes.

I live with my sister now, and her husband. I'm expecting an eight-pound nephew at any time. I'm still sorta single, I go out and get laid every once in a while.

I'm still blonde, and still skinny. Still short, unfortunately. I don't do drugs anymore, and I was in the Navy for a while, but they figured out I was queer, so now I'm out. Haha lol. Don't know why I did a dumb thing like that, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I only work part-time, so I have time to write now. I'm looking for a better job, but until I find one, I shall keep writing.

I'm considering writing an Ecthelion version of Golden-Haired. Anyone want to cheer me on? If not, I'll probably do it anyway.

Other news? It's raining here. But the sun is out. The chick on the computer next to me (I'm at the library) is watching Gundam Wing videos and writing on Adult Fanfiction.com. I'm ROTFLMAO at this, but I have said nothing. We are sitting side by side with our comp screens turned away from one another, suspicious and private as all erotica writers in public places are.

I have an ant bite on my chest. It itches. Little bugger got me right next to the nipple. As to how it got in my shirt - only it knows. It's a dead pervy ant now.

I think it was a fire ant.

Anyway. Could I maybe get some feedback on my shiny new stories? Plz to reply, thnx.
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